Girl: Did you know this [...] happened?
Me: Yes, I read about it in the TOI.
Girl: You read the TOI?
Me: Absolutely. I am a big Information junkie.
Girl (with that unapproving look): You got to be kidding me! You mean you actually look up the TOI for information???
Me (quipping): Oh yes, I do! In fact, I start with the supplement- The Bangalore Times.
Wonder why girls got to act so smart!