So we have a dangerous hacker bitchchecker and the one being hacked and we have Elch.
From Total Illusions
Elch: You're a real computer expertThat's one real smart hacker!
bitchchecker: shut up i hack you
Elch: ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
Elch: Eh, it's 220.127.116.11
Elch: or maybe 127.0.0.1
Elch: yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
bitchchecker: in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
Elch: Now I'm frightened
bitchchecker: shut up you'll be gone
bitchchecker: i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
bitchchecker: say goodbye
Elch: to whom?
bitchchecker: to you man
bitchchecker: buy buy
Elch: I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~firstname.lastname@example.org) Quit (Ping timeout#)